Adjective

(-)

(informal) intoxicated

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, year=2005 , author=J. C. Morris , title=The End of Arrogance: Revised Edition , publisher=Buy Books on the web citation , isbn=0741422778 , page=133 , passage=Her hair streamed down in front of her eyes and her dress was on back to front. Totally squiffed . Leo hustled her into bed.}}

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, year=1994 , author=Farley Mowat , title=Born Naked , publisher=Houghton Mifflin Books citation , isbn=0395735289 , page=74 , passage=I got all the heavy drinkers squiffed out of their minds}}

Adjective

(er)

(British) slightly drunk or intoxicated; tipsy

* 1992, J.B. Priestley, An Inspector Calls , Heinemann, ISBN 0435232827, page 51,

In the Palace bar. I'd been there an hour or so with two or three other chaps. I was a bit squiffy .

Crooked, askew; awry

* 2004, Jude Rawlins, Cul De Sac: Lyrics, Prose & Poems 1987-2004 , Lulu.com, ISBN 141160895X, page 11,

To this day I cannot and will not wear a tie properly. On the one or two occasions I have worn them since I left school, I've worn them squiffy , on purpose.

* 2005, Editors Catherine Soanes and Angus Stevenson, The Oxford Dictionary of English (revised edition) , Oxford University Press,

The graphics make your eyes go squiffy .