As a verb smirt
is (intransitive|uk|ireland) to arrange dates while smoking outside a pub.
As a noun smitt is
smith.
smirt
Verb
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en verb)
(intransitive, UK, Ireland) To arrange dates while smoking outside a pub.
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English
Noun
(UK) Fine clay or ochre made up into balls, used for marking sheep.
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Webster 1913)