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Queef vs Queep - What's the difference?

queef | queep |

As nouns the difference between queef and queep

is that queef is an emission of air from the vagina, especially when noisy while queep is non-flying duties, typically paperwork, that are undesirable to pilots.

As verbs the difference between queef and queep

is that queef is to produce an emission of air from the vagina while queep is to emit a "queep" sound.

As an interjection queep is

the sound a bird may make, similar to peep, chirp, cheep.

queef

English

Noun

(en noun)
  • (slang) An emission of air from the vagina, especially when noisy.
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  • * {{quote-book
    • , date = 2010-10-16 , title = Where a Dobdob Meets a Dikdik: A Word Lover's Guide to the Weirdest, Wackiest, and Wonkiest Lexical Gems , first = Bill , last = Casselman , location = Avon , publisher = Adams Media , edition = Original , isbn = 9781440506369 , ol = 24539105M , page = 192 , passage = A queef is not, of course, flatulence, so technically it is not a fart either. It is air, not waste gases produced by digestion, so often there is no attendant odor. }}
  • *
    • Was that a fart or a queef ?
  • (slang) A contemptible person.
  • * {{quote-video
    • , date = 2000-01-12 , episode = (World Wide Recorder Concert) , title = (South Park) , season = 3 , number = 17 , passage = Tough Guy: Oh yeah? Well, you look like a bunch of queefs to me, huh? }}
  • * {{quote-newsgroup
    • , date = 2000-09-12 , author = D. G. Porter , title = Re: OT: Bush Fucks Up with Mike On , newsgroup = alt.tv.southpark , id = 39BE65CF.567C@pacbell.net , passage = When you dumb-fucks repeat some right-wing loon's lie it only makes you look like a queef . }}
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    • Synonyms

    * (expulsion of air) fanny fart, pussy fart * (contemptible person) cunt

    Verb

    (en verb)
  • (slang) To produce an emission of air from the vagina.
  • (slang) To make the noise of (a thing) by means of queefs.
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    • References

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    queep

    English

    Etymology 1

    Imitative.

    Interjection

    (en interjection)
  • The sound a bird may make, similar to peep, chirp, cheep.
  • * 1918 , Joseph Grinnell, Harold Child Bryant, Tracy Irwin Storer, The game birds of California
    • In flight they often made a close flock calling, queep , queep, queep, queep, queep, . . .
  • * 1929 , Henry Williamson, The Pathway, Volume 4
    • They followed her at a rapid tiny waddle, crying queep -queep-queep.
  • The sound a machine may make, similar to beep. See pocketa-queep.

    • Verb

    (en verb)
  • To emit a "queep" sound.
  • *{{quote-magazine
    • , authorlink=Harlan Ellison , title=Along the Scenic Route , magazine=Adam , last=Ellison , first=Harlan , year=1969 , month=August }}
  • *:She started to speak, but the peek queeped , and she studded it on.
  • *{{quote-book
    • , authorlink=Diane Duane , title=Intellivore , last=Duane , first=Diane , year=2000 , pageurl=http://books.google.com/books?id=Jqhk8zEK1SMC&lpg=PA183&dq=queeped&pg=PA184
  • v=onepage&q=queeped&f=false
    • , page=183 , publisher=Simon and Schuster}}
  • *:The computer queeped softly and then said, “Ship's systems ....”
  • *{{quote-book
    • , authorlink=Cory Doctorow , last=Doctorow , first=Cory , title=Makers , year=2009 , pageurl=http://books.google.com/books?id=wpC2KwbGAJwC&lpg=PA22&dq=queeped&pg=PA22
  • v=onepage&q=queeped&f=false
    • , page=22 , publisher=Macmillan}}
  • *:“This used to be where the contractors kept their heavy equipment,” Lester rumbled, aiming a car door remote at the door, which queeped and opened.

    • Etymology 2

    Noun

  • (military, slang, US) Non-flying duties, typically paperwork, that are undesirable to pilots.
    • Why in the hell isn’t there someone else to do all this queep ?!
  • *{{quote-usenet
    • , year=1997 , monthday=07/28 , author=Kurt Bjorn citation , title=Re: USAF Low Morale Confirmed!!! , id=01bc9b7f$570616e0$0100000a@pyroware.flash.net , group=alt.aviation.safety,rec.aviation.military,alt.disasters.aviation }}
    It isn't how well you fly, it's who you know and how well you perform your queep ground job.
  • *{{quote-usenet
    • , year=2001 , monthday=09/06 , author=Zaprass , title=Re: Tiny U.S. planes spy as GIs avoid danger , id=3B9765DD.MD-1.4.4.Zaprass@nospam.com , group=rec.aviation.military citation }}
  • *:Still, the above is a true reflection of statistical promotion rates in the context of our current queep -biased system.
  • *{{quote-book
    • , title=Christian Fighter Pilot Is Not an Oxymoron , last=Dowty , first=Jonathan , year=2007 , pageurl=http://books.google.com/books?id=a_vlsspX0vwC&lpg=PA20&dq=queep%20pilot&pg=PA20
  • v=onepage&q=queep%20pilot&f=false
    • , page=20}}
  • *:What fighter pilots do is fly, and that they love, they have little love or tolerance for queep , a term for all paperwork and related jobs that keep a pilot out of the cockpit.
  • *{{quote-book
    • , title=Sharing Orion , last=Goldstein , first=David , year=2010 , page=87 , pageurl=http://books.google.com/books?id=QbMzLqyBWLgC&lpg=PA87&dq=queep&pg=PA87
  • v=onepage&q=queep&f=false
    • , publisher=AuthorHouse}}
  • *:Besides, if you're not flying, your whole world is going to consist of nothing but office queep .
  • *{{quote-magazine
    • , magazine=Wingman , title=Safety Culture , author=Anonymous , year=2012 , monthday=1/1 , page=32 , pageurl=http://web.ebscohost.com/ehost/pdfviewer/pdfviewer?vid=16&sid=da987f96-1bec-4ecb-b484-69d1dbef035a%40sessionmgr15&hid=23 }}
  • *:The stigma that surrounds a safety office and its staff is often that of naysayers or un-cool nerds. We’re the crushers of fun or sultans of queep in many squadrons, but there's no place for that kind of culture in the safety world.
    • Usage notes
    Commonly used in the United States Air Force pilot community.

    Etymology 3

    Short for "quad-sweep", a rowing boat/event.

    Noun

    (-)
  • A event, with 2 scullers and 2 sweepers per shell.