Noun

(en noun)

A substance used to reduce friction between objects or surfaces.

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(neologism, sex, slang) A frothy mixture of lubricant and fecal matter as an occasional byproduct of anal sex.

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, year = 2005 , first = Jack R. , last = Dunn , title = Hard , page = 134 , url = http://www.scribd.com/doc/16188669/Hard , passage = She wads up the t-shirt, uses it to wipe a trickle of santorum from her ass, and throws it under the cot. }}

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, year = 2007 , first = Robert J. , last = Rubel , title = Squirms, Screams and Squirts: Now you can turn great sex into extraordinary sex , isbn = 9781887895644 , isbn10 = 1887895647 , ol = 25167662M , oclc = 174131309 , publisher = Nazca Plains , page = 65 , pageurl = http://books.google.com/books?id=EamkToorhTUC&pg=PA65&dq=santorum , passage = In the “for what it's worth” department, the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex is called santorum'.
''Safety Warning

6:'' Be particularly cautious where this ' santorum goes. As previously noted, you don't want to get any fecal matter in the vaginal area. Bad safety risk.

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, year = 2008 , chapter = A Horrible Night of Research and Erudite Bloodletting , first = Richard J. , last = Polney , title = Men on the Edge: Dangerous Erotica , editor = Pierce, Christopher , publisher = StarBooks , location = Hemdon , isbn = 9781934187289 , isbn10 = 1934187283 , ol = 25167643M , oclc = 222163880 , page = 38 , pageurl = http://books.google.com/books?id=iFUn8oRyZzgC&pg=PA38&dq=santorum , passage = Then, one of them broke ranks and rammed his blood-lubed fist straight up my ass and twisted hard, pulled it out and licked the santorum clean. }}

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, year = 2008 , first = Austen , last = James , title = Hate Starve Curse: A Disagreeable Man's Search for Nothingness in the Face of Everythingness , edition = First , publisher = Broken Science , isbn = 9781438235028 , isbn10 = 143823502X , ol = 25167656M , page = 30 , pageurl = http://books.google.com/books?id=d86h3zMsD1AC&pg=PA30&dq=santorum , passage = Any residents not burned alive in the fires or drowned in the flood will be made to drink a mixture of bodily fluids typically deposited in on the streets during Mardi Gras until death. The mixture should consist of (but is not limited to) sweat, snot, urine, saliva, tears, vomit, sexual fluids, and feces and santorum . }}

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, year = 2011 , date = 2011-04-01 , title = Booty Sex , composer = Icemilk , album = Sofa King Delicious , passage = I'll fuck you till my dick's dry / Squirt santorum in my eye , url = http://www.icemilkmusic.com/lyrics.html , asin = B00510PZO0 }}

(neologism, slang, derogatory) Shit: rubbish, worthless matter, nonsense, bull.

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, date = 2004-02-05 , first = Ian , last = S. , title = Re: If Bush Wasn't A Deserter, What Was He? , group = alt.politics.democrats , id = tijUb.2347$Yj.960@lakeread02 , url = http://groups.google.com/group/alt.politics.democrats/msg/4c400b63c3ed19f7 , passage = a lying sack of santorum . }}

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, date = 2005-06-29 , first = Chris , last = Linthompson , title = Re: New word, "martinize" , group = talk.origins , id = 1120058301.549994.211740@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com , url = http://groups.google.com/group/talk.origins/msg/0bd5138a1ba338c6 , passage = I think this is a load of santorum . }}

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, date = 2006-01-18 , author = "leftie" , title = Re: Hey Julia! , group = rec.music.gdead , id = dqmpqs$2mpp$1@agate.berkeley.edu , url = http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.gdead/msg/af53c6edcdceaab3 , passage = What a bunch of santorum . }}

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, year = 2009 , author = Jacques TwisT , title = Lady MaMarazz' "Ain't No Shame like the Fame Game" , url = http://www.lady-mamarazz.co.cc/ , isbn10 = 143823225X , isbn = 9781438232256 , page = 146 , pageurl = http://books.google.com/books?id=GQ9kEbba_pYC&pg=PA146&dq=santorum , passage = Those freakin' Devil's Advocate Moderators have no sense of decorum— They're just like a bunch of hungry predators... totally fuckin' full of fuckin' santorum ! }}