Hap vs Fap - What's the difference?
hap | fap |
That which happens; an occurrence or happening, especially an unexpected, random, chance, or fortuitous event; chance; fortune; luck.
* 1599 , (William Shakespeare), (Much Ado About Nothing) ,
* Spenser
* Sir Philip Sidney
* 1851 , :
(literary) to happen; to befall; to chance.
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(literary) To happen to.
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(UK, Scotland, dialect) A wrap, such as a quilt or a comforter. Also, a small or folded blanket placed on the end of a bed to keep feet warm.
(dialect) To wrap or clothe.
* Dr. J. Brown
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(obsolete) Drunk.
* , act I, scene I
(informal) To indicate that someone (normally the speaker) is either masturbating]], or [[inspire, inspired to by sexual arousal.
(slang) To masturbate.
(slang, countable) A session of masturbation.
(slang, uncountable, rare) Pornography.
As nouns the difference between hap and fap
is that hap is pah while fap is (slang|countable) a session of masturbation.As an adjective fap is
(obsolete) drunk.As an interjection fap is
(informal) to indicate that someone (normally the speaker) is either masturbating]], or [[inspire|inspired to by sexual arousal.As a verb fap is
(slang) to masturbate.hap
English
Etymology 1
From (etyl) hap, . The verb is from (etyl) happen, from (etyl) .Noun
(en noun)- URSULA. She's lim'd, I warrant you: we have caught her, madam.
- HERO. If it prove so, then loving goes by haps :
- Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.
- whether art it was or heedless hap
- Cursed be good haps', and cursed be they that build / Their hopes on ' haps .
- He at once resolved to accompany me to that island, ship aboard the same vessel, get into the same watch, the same boat, the same mess with me, in short to share my every hap ; with both my hands in his, boldly dip into the Potluck of both worlds.
Derived terms
* hapful * haphazard * hapless * haply * happen * happenstance * happy * hapsome * mayhap * mishap * perhapsSee also
* what's the hapsVerb
(happ)Etymology 2
From (etyl)Noun
(en noun)Verb
(happ)- The surgeon happed her up carefully.
Anagrams
* ----fap
English
Etymology 1
Late 16th century.Adjective
(-)- BARDOLPH: Why, sir, for my part, I say the gentleman had drunk himself out of his five sentences.
- EVANS: It is his 'five senses'; fie, what the ignorance is!
- BARDOLPH: And being fap , sir, was, as they say, cashier'd; and so conclusions passed the careires.
Etymology 2
Echoic Internet neologism from the sound of male masturbation, originally used in English translations of some adult Japanese manga, and popularized on the Internet by the webcomic The Thin H Line/Sexy Losers and other online sources.Interjection
(en interjection)- I was watching some porn – fap fap fap – when my computer crashed, again!
- She's single?... *fap fap fap *
Verb
(en-verb)- He really likes to fap ; I hear him five times a day at least.
- I knew you liked fapping , but 300 gigabytes of porn is a little too much.
Noun
(en noun)- I was horny, so I had a quick fap in the public restroom.
- I've just downloaded loads of fap for while I'm away.
