Fart vs Crayon - What's the difference?

As verbs the difference between fart and crayon

is that fart is (informal|mildly|vulgar) to emit digestive gases from the anus; to flatulate while crayon is to draw with a crayon.

As nouns the difference between fart and crayon

is that fart is (informal) an emission of digestive gases from the anus; a flatus while crayon is a stick of colored chalk or wax used for drawing.

fart

English

(wikipedia fart)

Verb

(en verb)

(informal, mildly, vulgar) To emit digestive gases from the anus; to flatulate.

* 1728 , , "A Dialogue between Mad Mullinix and Timothy":

I fart with twenty ladies by;

They call me beast; and what care I?

To waste time with idle and inconsequential tasks; to go about one's activities in a lackadaisical manner; to be lazy or over-relaxed in one's manner or bearing.

Synonyms

* beef * blow off * break wind * cut one loose * cut the cheese * flatulate * guff * have gas * let one rip * pass gas * pass wind * poot * step on a duck * step on a frog * toot * blown bowel bugle * trouser cough (waste time with aimless activities) futz, fool around, fool about * See also

Noun

(en noun)

(informal) An emission of digestive gases from the anus; a flatus.

* , II.12:

Metrocles somewhat indiscreetly, as he was disputing in his Schole, in presence of his auditory, let a fart , for shame whereof he afterwards kept his house and could not be drawen abroad.

(colloquial, vulgar) An irritating person; a fool.

(colloquial, vulgar, potentially offensive) (usually as "old fart ") An elderly person; especially one perceived to hold old-fashioned views.

Synonyms

(an emission of flatulent gases) * barking spider * bottom burp * flatus * fluffer-doodle * air biscuit * poot * raspberry tart (Cockney rhyming slang) * toot * beef * See also

Derived terms

{{der3, armpit fart , brain fart , duck fart , fanny fart , farter , farting , fart sack , nun fart , old fart , sparrow-fart}}

Anagrams

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crayon

English

(wikipedia crayon)

Noun

(en noun)

A stick of colored chalk or wax used for drawing.

* Dryden

Let no day pass over you without giving some strokes of the pencil or the crayon .

(dated) A crayon drawing.

* 1885 , Littell's Living Age (volume 167, page 187)

But on the wall hung two fine crayons , representing Louis XVI. and Marie Antoinette — pictures which she recognized as having hung in the corridor of the Tuileries — and in front of them were burning two candles on a species of rude altar.

(dated) A pencil of carbon used in producing electric light.

Verb

(en verb)

To draw with a crayon.

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