Contemptible vs Dicksplat - What's the difference?
As an adjective contemptible
is deserving contempt.
As a noun dicksplat is
(literally|vulgar) male ejaculate; semen.
, year=between 1812 and 1814
, passage=Miss Ward’s match, indeed, when it came to the point, was not contemptible
: Sir Thomas being happily able to give his friend an income in the living of Mansfield...}}
(literally, vulgar) Male ejaculate; semen.
(vulgar, offensive) A worthless or contemptible person; a twat.
* 2009 :
Stuart Heritage], [http://www.hecklerspray.com/ Hecklerspray] , Friday the 22nd of May in 2009 at 1 o’clock p.m., “[http://www.hecklerspray.com/jon-kate-latest-people-you-dont-know-do-crap-you-dont-care-about/200934378.php Jon & Kate Latest: People You Don’t Know Do Crap You Don’t Care About”
*: You know all this
kerfuffle about Jordan and Peter Andre, and how you don’t know if they’re really splitting up or it’s just an act, and how you can’t be bothered to find out because wasting even a fraction of your brainpower on those bright orange clueless dicksplats would make you just as bad as them and you’d feel duty-bound to fling yourself under an industrial threshing machine as penance? You do? Good.