Chord vs Choad - What's the difference?
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(senseid)(music) A harmonic set of three or more notes that is heard as if sounding simultaneously.
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(geometry) A straight line between two points of a curve.
(engineering) A horizontal member of a truss.
(aeronautics) The distance between the leading and trailing edge of a wing, measured in the direction of the normal airflow.
(computing) A keyboard shortcut that involves two or more distinct keypresses, such as Ctrl+M followed by P.
* 2005 , James Avery, Visual Studio hacks (page 99)
The string of a musical instrument.
(anatomy) A cord.
To write chords for.
* 2003 , Dan Levenson, Clawhammer Banjo from Scratch
(music) To accord; to harmonize together.
To provide with musical chords or strings; to string; to tune.
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(vulgar, slang) A penis, especially one that is short and thick.
*1970± , S. Clay Wilson, as quoted by Blair Haworth, “Meaning of Choad? (and a Peter Jackson question)” (1993 August 11), alt.tasteless, Usenet
*1986 , Robert Crumb, Zap Comix , volume 3, unpaged
*1993 December 14, Steven Snedker, “Wanking 101 [long]”, alt.sex.masturbation, Usenet , as quoted by Richard J. McCunney (December 26)
(vulgar, derogatory, slang) A loser or undesirable person; an insulting name.
*1985 February 28, Kevin Carosso, “VMS terminal I/O question”, fa-info.vax, Usenet via info-vax
*1992 October 12, “x3460afe” from maple.circa.ufl.edu, “sonic fags”, alt.music.alternative, Usenet
*:sebadoh blew sonic youth off the stage, you stupid choad
*1997 , Matt Stone and Trey Parker, “Pinkeye”, South Park , episode 107
*:Stan: Oh man, I feel like a total choad .
*:Cartman:'' Aw, come on Stan. Maybe that's just because you ''look like a total choad .
(slang, vulgar) The perineum.
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As nouns the difference between chord and choad
is that chord is (senseid)(music) a harmonic set of three or more notes that is heard as if sounding simultaneously while choad is (vulgar|slang) a penis, especially one that is short and thick.As a verb chord
is to write chords for.chord
English
(wikipedia chord)Noun
(en noun)- Ctrl-K is the default first key for chords , but you can create chords using any keys that you want.
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Derived terms
* mixed-interval chord * strike a chord, touch a chordSee also
* simultaneityVerb
(en verb)- This chording' technique works well for learning any tune, but this is the only tune of the set that I will write out completely as a ' chorded version.
- This note chords with that one.
- When Jubal struck the chorded shell.
- Even the solitary old pine tree chords his harp.
choad
English
Alternative forms
* chodeNoun
(en noun)- Your choad veins are pulsing love songs
- What a find...a giant choad !
- We all wank, sonny wiggles his willy, daddy plays with the meat in an orderly and rational way, and granddad's choad also delivers on a regular basis.
- If you aren't the type of system manager that likes to be nice to the choad that forgot to log out, then the program has it's [sic. ] other uses
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- For the ladies, studies indicate that massaging the perineum with warm olive oil toward the end of the third trimester can reduce tearing and the need for an episiotomy. And yes, I'm referring to the pregnancy trimester, not the trimester where your proposal to major in "choad measuring" was declined by the biology department, the narrow-minded fools.