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Chode vs Choad - What's the difference?

chode | choad | Alternative forms |

Choad is a synonym of chode.

Choad is a alternative form of chode.



As nouns the difference between chode and choad

is that chode is an alternative spelling of lang=en while choad is a penis, especially one that is short and thick.

As a verb chode

is simple past of chide.

chode

English

Etymology 1

Formed in 16th–17th century by analogy with other strong verbs.

Verb

(head)
  • (archaic) (chide)
  • * 1611:
    • And Jacob was wroth, and chode with Laban: and Jacob answered and said to Laban, What is my trespass? what is my sin, that thou hast so hotly pursued after me? — , Genesis 31:36
    And the people chode with Moses, and spake, saying, Would God that we had died when our brethren died before the LORD! , Numbers 20:30
    Synonyms
    * chid * chided

    Etymology 2

    Noun

    (en noun)
  • (neologism, vulgar)

    • choad

    English

    Alternative forms

    * chode

    Noun

    (en noun)
  • (vulgar, slang) A penis, especially one that is short and thick.
  • *1970± , S. Clay Wilson, as quoted by Blair Haworth, “Meaning of Choad? (and a Peter Jackson question)” (1993 August 11), alt.tasteless, Usenet
    • Your choad veins are pulsing love songs
  • *1986 , Robert Crumb, Zap Comix , volume 3, unpaged
    • What a find...a giant choad !
  • *1993 December 14, Steven Snedker, “Wanking 101 [long]”, alt.sex.masturbation, Usenet , as quoted by Richard J. McCunney (December 26)
    • We all wank, sonny wiggles his willy, daddy plays with the meat in an orderly and rational way, and granddad's choad also delivers on a regular basis.
  • (vulgar, derogatory, slang) A loser or undesirable person; an insulting name.
  • *1985 February 28, Kevin Carosso, “VMS terminal I/O question”, fa-info.vax, Usenet via info-vax
    • If you aren't the type of system manager that likes to be nice to the choad that forgot to log out, then the program has it's [sic. ] other uses
  • *1992 October 12, “x3460afe” from maple.circa.ufl.edu, “sonic fags”, alt.music.alternative, Usenet
  • *:sebadoh blew sonic youth off the stage, you stupid choad
  • *1997 , Matt Stone and Trey Parker, “Pinkeye”, South Park , episode 107
  • *:Stan: Oh man, I feel like a total choad .
  • *:Cartman:'' Aw, come on Stan. Maybe that's just because you ''look like a total choad .
  • (slang, vulgar) The perineum.
  • * {{quote-newsgroup, year=1997, date=31 May, author=
    • Clay 3 Young, title="Choad" rhymes with "toad"...was Re: Sex without orgasms? citation
  • * {{quote-newsgroup, year=1999, date=11 June, author=
    • Matthias, title=Story: Hotel Alpha 1 (M/M) (Coll) (Con) - dinos1.txt [1/1] choad'."
    "What's a '     choad ?"
    Greg's pressed between Dennis's legs, and Dennis gasped, "Oh yeah, there."}}'>citation
  • * 2012 , Tyler Stoddard Smith, Whore Stories: A Revealing History of the World's Oldest Profession , Adams Media (2012), ISBN 9781440536052, page 96:
    • For the ladies, studies indicate that massaging the perineum with warm olive oil toward the end of the third trimester can reduce tearing and the need for an episiotomy. And yes, I'm referring to the pregnancy trimester, not the trimester where your proposal to major in "choad measuring" was declined by the biology department, the narrow-minded fools.
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    • Synonyms

    * (penis) see also . * (loser) see also or . * (perineum) see also .

    References

    * The Mavens' Word of the Day, 2000 May 31, Random House [http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.pperl?date=20000531]

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