Taint vs Choad - What's the difference?
taint | choad |
A (l), (l) or (l), especially in (l)
A mark of (l), especially on one's (l); blemish
(obsolete) tincture; hue; colour
(obsolete) infection; corruption; deprivation
To (l) or (l) (something) with an external (l), either (l) or (l).
* Shakespeare
To (l) (food) by (l).
To be infected or corrupted; to be touched by something corrupting.
* Shakespeare
To be affected with incipient putrefaction.
A (l) with a (l), which fails of its intended (l).
An (l) done to a (l) in an encounter, without its being broken; also, a breaking of a lance in an encounter in a (l) or unscientific manner.
To damage, as a lance, without breaking it; also, to break, as a lance, but usually in an unknightly or unscientific manner.
* Massinger
To hit or touch lightly, in tilting.
* Ld. Berners
To thrust ineffectually with a lance.
(slang) The (l).
* 2000 June 17, "Marc Newman" (username), "
* 2005 July 14, "Noodles Jefferson" (username), "
* 2010 February 22, "Duchamanos" (username), "
(vulgar, slang) A penis, especially one that is short and thick.
*1970± , S. Clay Wilson, as quoted by Blair Haworth, “Meaning of Choad? (and a Peter Jackson question)” (1993 August 11), alt.tasteless, Usenet
*1986 , Robert Crumb, Zap Comix , volume 3, unpaged
*1993 December 14, Steven Snedker, “Wanking 101 [long]”, alt.sex.masturbation, Usenet , as quoted by Richard J. McCunney (December 26)
(vulgar, derogatory, slang) A loser or undesirable person; an insulting name.
*1985 February 28, Kevin Carosso, “VMS terminal I/O question”, fa-info.vax, Usenet via info-vax
*1992 October 12, “x3460afe” from maple.circa.ufl.edu, “sonic fags”, alt.music.alternative, Usenet
*:sebadoh blew sonic youth off the stage, you stupid choad
*1997 , Matt Stone and Trey Parker, “Pinkeye”, South Park , episode 107
*:Stan: Oh man, I feel like a total choad .
*:Cartman:'' Aw, come on Stan. Maybe that's just because you ''look like a total choad .
(slang, vulgar) The perineum.
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As nouns the difference between taint and choad
is that taint is a contamination, decay or putrefaction, especially in food while choad is a penis, especially one that is short and thick.As a verb taint
is to contaminate or corrupt (something) with an external agent, either physically or morally.taint
English
Etymology 1
From (etyl) tingere, tinctum via (etyl) teint (past participle of )Noun
(en noun)- He had inherited from his parents a scrofulous taint , which it was beyond the power of medicine to remove. — Macaulay.
Verb
(en verb)- His unkindness may defeat my life, / But never taint my love.
- I cannot taint with fear.
- Meat soon taints in warm weather.
Etymology 2
From (etyl) . Compare with attaint.Noun
(en noun)Verb
(en verb)- Do not fear; I have / A staff to taint , and bravely.
- They tainted each other on the helms and passed by.
Etymology 3
Reportedly from the phrase “ your balls and 'tain't your ass”.Noun
(en noun)Re: Americas are overated", in talk.politics.guns, Usenet :
- Sorry you feel that way. But since your mother sucks cocks in hell if I go there I won't be rotting.....I'll be on line right behind you hoping to get another good head job from your Mom or Sister....if you can remember which is which.......(Moms the one with the beard on her taint )
Re: My Wife's Raw Comments", in rec.sport.pro-wrestling, Usenet :
- Even her taint
's raw?
Re: Huck Finn 2010-anyone going?", in rec.sport.disc, Usenet :
- Did you know that guy has absolutely no tan lines? He'll show his taint to prove it!
Anagrams
* (l), (l), (l)choad
English
Alternative forms
* chodeNoun
(en noun)- Your choad veins are pulsing love songs
- What a find...a giant choad !
- We all wank, sonny wiggles his willy, daddy plays with the meat in an orderly and rational way, and granddad's choad also delivers on a regular basis.
- If you aren't the type of system manager that likes to be nice to the choad that forgot to log out, then the program has it's [sic. ] other uses
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- For the ladies, studies indicate that massaging the perineum with warm olive oil toward the end of the third trimester can reduce tearing and the need for an episiotomy. And yes, I'm referring to the pregnancy trimester, not the trimester where your proposal to major in "choad measuring" was declined by the biology department, the narrow-minded fools.