Choad vs Shoad - What's the difference?
choad | shoad |
(vulgar, slang) A penis, especially one that is short and thick.
*1970± , S. Clay Wilson, as quoted by Blair Haworth, “Meaning of Choad? (and a Peter Jackson question)” (1993 August 11), alt.tasteless, Usenet
*1986 , Robert Crumb, Zap Comix , volume 3, unpaged
*1993 December 14, Steven Snedker, “Wanking 101 [long]”, alt.sex.masturbation, Usenet , as quoted by Richard J. McCunney (December 26)
(vulgar, derogatory, slang) A loser or undesirable person; an insulting name.
*1985 February 28, Kevin Carosso, “VMS terminal I/O question”, fa-info.vax, Usenet via info-vax
*1992 October 12, “x3460afe” from maple.circa.ufl.edu, “sonic fags”, alt.music.alternative, Usenet
*:sebadoh blew sonic youth off the stage, you stupid choad
*1997 , Matt Stone and Trey Parker, “Pinkeye”, South Park , episode 107
*:Stan: Oh man, I feel like a total choad .
*:Cartman:'' Aw, come on Stan. Maybe that's just because you ''look like a total choad .
(slang, vulgar) The perineum.
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Separation; distinction.
A chasm or ravine.
A line of parting of the hair of the head; a part (in the hair); the top of the head.
(mining) Loose fragments (often of metal ore) mixed with earth.
(mining) To seek for a vein or mineral deposit by following a shode, or tracing them to where they derived.
As nouns the difference between choad and shoad
is that choad is a penis, especially one that is short and thick while shoad is separation; distinction.As a verb shoad is
to seek for a vein or mineral deposit by following a shode, or tracing them to where they derived.choad
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Alternative forms
* chodeNoun
(en noun)- Your choad veins are pulsing love songs
- What a find...a giant choad !
- We all wank, sonny wiggles his willy, daddy plays with the meat in an orderly and rational way, and granddad's choad also delivers on a regular basis.
- If you aren't the type of system manager that likes to be nice to the choad that forgot to log out, then the program has it's [sic. ] other uses
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- For the ladies, studies indicate that massaging the perineum with warm olive oil toward the end of the third trimester can reduce tearing and the need for an episiotomy. And yes, I'm referring to the pregnancy trimester, not the trimester where your proposal to major in "choad measuring" was declined by the biology department, the narrow-minded fools.
