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choad | chad |

As nouns the difference between choad and chad

is that choad is a penis, especially one that is short and thick while chad is small pieces of paper punched out from the edges of continuous stationery, punched cards, paper tape etc.

As a proper noun Chad is

a given name derived from Old English. Also a modern nickname for Charles, Chadwick and similar-sounding names.

choad

English

Alternative forms

* chode

Noun

(en noun)
  • (vulgar, slang) A penis, especially one that is short and thick.
  • *1970± , S. Clay Wilson, as quoted by Blair Haworth, “Meaning of Choad? (and a Peter Jackson question)” (1993 August 11), alt.tasteless, Usenet
  • Your choad veins are pulsing love songs
  • *1986 , Robert Crumb, Zap Comix , volume 3, unpaged
  • What a find...a giant choad !
  • *1993 December 14, Steven Snedker, “Wanking 101 [long]”, alt.sex.masturbation, Usenet , as quoted by Richard J. McCunney (December 26)
  • We all wank, sonny wiggles his willy, daddy plays with the meat in an orderly and rational way, and granddad's choad also delivers on a regular basis.
  • (vulgar, derogatory, slang) A loser or undesirable person; an insulting name.
  • *1985 February 28, Kevin Carosso, “VMS terminal I/O question”, fa-info.vax, Usenet via info-vax
  • If you aren't the type of system manager that likes to be nice to the choad that forgot to log out, then the program has it's [sic. ] other uses
  • *1992 October 12, “x3460afe” from maple.circa.ufl.edu, “sonic fags”, alt.music.alternative, Usenet
  • *:sebadoh blew sonic youth off the stage, you stupid choad
  • *1997 , Matt Stone and Trey Parker, “Pinkeye”, South Park , episode 107
  • *:Stan: Oh man, I feel like a total choad .
  • *:Cartman:'' Aw, come on Stan. Maybe that's just because you ''look like a total choad .
  • (slang, vulgar) The perineum.
  • * {{quote-newsgroup, year=1997, date=31 May, author=
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  • * 2012 , Tyler Stoddard Smith, Whore Stories: A Revealing History of the World's Oldest Profession , Adams Media (2012), ISBN 9781440536052, page 96:
  • For the ladies, studies indicate that massaging the perineum with warm olive oil toward the end of the third trimester can reduce tearing and the need for an episiotomy. And yes, I'm referring to the pregnancy trimester, not the trimester where your proposal to major in "choad measuring" was declined by the biology department, the narrow-minded fools.
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  • Synonyms

    * (penis) see also . * (loser) see also or . * (perineum) see also .

    References

    * The Mavens' Word of the Day, 2000 May 31, Random House [http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.pperl?date=20000531]

    Anagrams

    *

    chad

    English

    (wikipedia Chad)

    Etymology 1

    (etyl) Ceadda, of obscure meaning; name of a seventh century saint, revived in the 20th century.

    Proper noun

    (en proper noun)
  • . Also a modern nickname for Charles, Chadwick and similar-sounding names
  • (British) The British version of the "Kilroy was here" graffiti.
  • Quotations
    * 1993 , Devil's Waltz , Random House 1998, ISBN 0345460715, page 26: *: "What else? Anyway, here's the genealogy: Charles Junior's only son is Charles the Third - like royalty. He goes by Chip - Cassie's daddy. The mom is Cindy. The dead son was Chad - Charles the Fourth." *: "All Cs," I said. "Sounds like they like order." * 1995 , The Black Album , Faber and Faber, ISBN 0571150861, pages 88, 90 *: 'He used to be called Trevor Buss.' *: 'Chad ? I don't believe you.' - - - *: 'He changed his name into Muhammad Shahabuddin Ali-Shah.' *: 'No!' *: 'He'd insist on the whole name. He played football and his mates got fed up saying, "Pass the ball, Muhammad Shahabuddin Ali-Shah" - - - No one passed to him. So he became Chad .' English diminutives of male given names

    Etymology 2

    Believed to be from (etyl) tsade ("lake", after )

    Proper noun

    (en proper noun)
  • A country in Central Africa. Official name: Republic of Chad.
  • Hypernyms
    *Subsahara
    See also
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