In countable|lang=en terms the difference between dress and cheese
is that
dress is (countable) an item of clothing (usually worn by a woman or young girl) which both covers the upper part of the body and includes skirts below the waist while
cheese is (countable) a piece of cheese, especially one moulded into a large round shape during manufacture.
In uncountable|lang=en terms the difference between dress and cheese
is that
dress is (uncountable) apparel, clothing while
cheese is (uncountable) a dairy product made from curdled or cultured milk.
As nouns the difference between dress and cheese
is that
dress is (countable) an item of clothing (usually worn by a woman or young girl) which both covers the upper part of the body and includes skirts below the waist while
cheese is (uncountable) a dairy product made from curdled or cultured milk or
cheese can be (slang) wealth, fame, excellence, importance.
As verbs the difference between dress and cheese
is that
dress is (obsolete|reflexive|intransitive) to prepare oneself; to make ready while
cheese is to prepare curds for making cheese or
cheese can be (slang) to stop; to refrain from or
cheese can be (gaming|slang) to use an unsporting tactic; to repeatedly use an attack which is overpowered or difficult to counter.
As an interjection cheese is
(photography).