Taxonomy vs Asswipe - What's the difference?

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As nouns the difference between taxonomy and asswipe

is that taxonomy is the science or the technique used to make a classification while asswipe is (vulgar) an annoying, contemptible, or worthless person.

taxonomy

Noun

(taxonomies)
  • The science or the technique used to make a classification.
  • A classification; especially , a classification in a hierarchical system.
  • (taxonomy, uncountable) The science of finding, describing, classifying and naming organisms.
  • Synonyms

    * alpha taxonomy

    Derived terms

    * folk taxonomy * scientific taxonomy

    See also

    * classification * rank * taxon * domain * kingdom * subkingdom * superphylum * phylum * subphylum * class * subclass * infraclass * superorder * order * suborder * infraorder * parvorder * superfamily * family * subfamily * genus * species * subspecies * superregnum * regnum * subregnum * superphylum * phylum * subphylum * classis * subclassis * infraclassis * superordo * ordo * subordo * infraordo * taxon * superfamilia * familia * subfamilia * ontology

    asswipe

    English

    Noun

    (en noun)
  • (vulgar) An annoying, contemptible, or worthless person.
  • He is such an asswipe !
  • * 1996 , Timothy Jay, What to Do When Your Students Talk Dirty page 207:
  • ...they have been exchanging insults in writing: "dickhead," "dillweed," "fuzzbutt," "dorkwad," "asswipe ," and so forth.
  • (informal, vulgar) Toilet paper.
  • * 1976 , Micheal Clodfelter, The Pawns of Dishonor , Branden Press, ISBN 9780828315876, page 249:
  • I rapidly expended my own and everyone else’s supply of tiny rolls of asswipe and was reduced to wiping my nasty behind with leaves and grass.
  • * 1983 , Nicholas Proffitt, Gardens of Stone , Carroll & Graf, ISBN 9780881840179, page 317:
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  • * 2008 , Joseph Heywood, Death Roe: A Woods Cop Mystery , ][http://www.amazon.com/Death-Roe-Woods-Mystery-Mysteries/dp/1599214288 Globe Pequot, ISBN 9781599214283, page 252:
  • “I doubt a dime would buy a single square of asswipe in this city, ”
  • (figuratively) A periodical which has the habit of publishing questionable truths.
  • Our local paper is an asswipe .

    Synonyms

    * (toilet paper) wipebreech, torchecul, arsewisp, bumfodder, tail-napkin, bunghole cleanser, wipe-breech